“But continue thou in those things which thou hast learned, and which have been committed to thee: knowing of whom thou hast learned them.”
I imagine the scene like this:
[moments after the Ascension]
Apostle A: "What are we going to do?"
Apostle B: "Write a book!"
Apostles C: "Bad idea. Too costly. Not enough people can read. Plus, did anybody notice Jesus writing anything down?"
Apostle E: "Nice point, Apostle C."
Apostle F: "What would Jesus do?" (peering down at his bracelet)
Apostle G: "I remember Jesus saying, 'Peace be to you. As the Father hath sent me, I also send you.' Maybe we should do that?
Apostle B: "Do what?"
Apostle F: "Pass our ministry off to successors. Send them. Duh."
| And So They Did... |
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