January 29, 2012

How To Ruin A Urinal

Let's just say "a few days ago", my wife and I celebrated the 100 year anniversary of our parish's existence. After the Mass (said by a Successor of the Apostles--our bishop), we attended a wonderful dinner where about 500 parishioners came and feted the occasion. It was a superbly put on event, and we had a fabulous time. However, when I first arrived as is often the custom, I decided to frequent the loo. For anyone who might be ignorant, in the men's restroom there are these wall-hanging toilets. Unless you are an elf who stumbled upon a major metropolis en route to finding his long-lost father, you know these are meant for one thing: pee.

Now that we got that out of the way, I will say that as I stepped up to, um, you know, uh, relieve myself, I looked down on the floor and found this:

How To Ruin A Urinal (or anything for that matter)
Not this exact one, but a Jack Chick tract like it called, "The Long Trip". In order to understand what I was thinking at this point, let's review some of the facts:

1. An all Catholic event was being hosted at a very nice banquet hall
2. An anti-Catholic tract was placed in the bathroom before the event

Could this be an accident?

OF COURSE NOT!!!

THIS WAS EVANGELISM TIME!!!

Think about it. You have a Catholic, literally, with his pants down. While emptying himself of his, well you-know, he reaches WAY down, picks up the tract, and "Bam, Boom, Kazaam! Holy Spirit got em!"

[The intended subsequent scene: "Brother, we are so glad you came out of that Romanist, Anti-Christ religion. We've been praying for you for years. We know you thought we are ecumenical and all (giggle). I can't wait for you to give your testimony in our chu-hurch about how God saved you in the bathroom."]

Or so thought the local ecclesial community/sect of a larger denominational stripe who printed this thing and is distributing them in my community.

Catholics, wake up! They are after your souls!


[Brent, what was so wrong with the tract? I mean, come on, was it really so bad? Give our separated brothers and sisters a break. They love Jesus, too. We are united by our baptism. "Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya, Kumbaya My..."]

FAITH CHECK: WE ARE IMPERFECTLY UNITED BY OUR BAPTISM. IT IS INCOMPLETE. THEY ARE OUR SEPARATED BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

If I told my friend he had a long-lost brother, but that he will forever be separated from him, that just wouldn't cut it, would it? So, while many times we feel fondly about our separated brothers and sisters (as we should), the distance for them is just far enough to lob what they hope will be scud missile-like havoc on our Catholic faith. (see the above 3 links for relevant CCC sections)

Not convinced? Like a scud missile, the point is that you won't see it coming. Here's the tract in a nut-shell (paid for and printed by one of the largest, activist, main-line Protestant churches in my area):
  1. Everyone born is on a road to death (true)
  2. On that road are all kinds of people (true)
  3. The road to heaven is narrow (true)
  4. If you reject Christ, you will go to hell (true)
What's wrong with that, Brent? I'll tell you: the pictures.

While #1 is true (although it can be intervened by infant baptism), the pictures that illustrate #2 and #3 tell us everything about the intention of the message. In #2, we see both a Catholic nun and what appears to be a Catholic cardinal on the "broad road". We also see what appears to be an Orthodox priest, a Buddhist monk and a Muslim on that road as well. Is it possible that a Catholic nun, a Catholic Cardinal and an Orthodox priest could end up in hell? Sure. But, that is not the point of the tract. It is not some nuanced take on theology, but rather a scud missile-like rebuttal of those religions (Catholicism included).

How do I know this?

Really. We love EVERYBODY
Because, when the "gospel" is introduced in the tract, in true bigoted fashion, a white, blond dude on the side of the road is beckoning everyone to listen to the "good news". What is this good news? It is just another form of "easy believism". 

I've already rebutted easy believism. However, what is more interesting is the end of the tract. At the end, the gentlemen who thought he had more time to believe in Christ dies, and Satan reveals himself as the one who tricked him into thinking he had more time. (It literally ends with Satan saying, "Hahahahaha").

I got two things to say, and then I'm out. First, I'm gonna flip the script. Let's try this one on for size:
  1. If Jesus established One, True, Church, then
  2. To be on the "narrow way", you need to be a part of that Church, and
  3. There is a "broad way" that seems right to a man but it leads to destruction
  4. "Seems right" is just another way of saying that the individual is the judge and jury of the religion,
  5. Therefore, If you are in a Christian religion where you are the judge and jury of what is "right" then you are on a "broad road". In other words, there will be as many roads as there are people. 
  6. Outside of the Catholic faith, there are literally 30,000 different official versions of Christianity
One of those seems less narrow to me. Just saying. If the shoe fits, wear it. Or, I guess, if the shoe fits make sure the guy walks out with a pair.

Second, St. Paul makes it pretty clear in Romans 2 that "for when Gentiles who do not have the Law do instinctively the things of the Law, these, not having the Law, are a law to themselves, in that they show the work of the Law written in their hearts, their conscience bearing witness and their thoughts alternately accusing or else defending them, on the day when, according to my gospel, God will judge the secrets of men through Christ Jesus."

The Catholic Church affirms St. Paul's witness today by teaching that those who have not made an explicit confession of faith can still be saved if they respond to the grace God gives them. This, of course, does not mean they can reject Christ and be saved. That is impossible. There is no salvation outside of the saving work of Christ. What the Church affirms is that salvation is a mystery grounded in our union with Christ, a work done by the moving of the Holy Spirit. Neither you or I can contain the work of the Holy Spirit, and only God can judge the heart.

Thank God.

We can judge some thing(s).

Therefore, I judge this tract to be subversive, inaccurate, a waste of paper and a real ruiner of urination.

"Dear Mr. Chick and Associates,
Please Leave us Alone."
-Urinals

January 27, 2012

7 Theological Quick Takes Friday (vol. 7)


-1-
I changed my picture for Quick Takes. The new theme will be: "Shooting holes in Protestant theories". That is entirely unoriginal.

-2-
Speaking of not unoriginal, Matt Swaim, producer of the Son Rise Morning Show (of which I was interviewed on Wednesday to discuss my post on the Development of Dogma), just started a new blog. It's "A Field Guide to Catholic Terminology". You can find it at catholicvocab.blogspot.com. In it's own words:

"These are not the definitions that your catechist will give you in RCIA class. These are the definitions he will give you after RCIA class, when he's had a bit to drink."

No doubt, the website will shoot more than a few holes in Protestant theories. Which leads me to...

-3-
...the canon. I'm not talking about:
this
or
this.
Instead, I'm talking about this:
Unabridged Version: see Protestantism for less details

-4-
Since I gave you pictures, I can get away with skipping right along to #4.

-5-
...and to #5. Huh? Yep, I'm skipping to #5 because this one is long. Recently in a combox, someone asked me about the canon of Scripture. I wrote:
This was a problem I had when trying to teach teenagers the Bible at a Protestant high school (I was then a Protestant). A sharp 17 year old will catch that it is a circular argument to say “the Bible is the Bible because the Bible tells me so” (option A). In a kindergarden classroom that might work, but not for someone who has started to question why they believe what they believe. So, we are either left with “the Bible we have is the Bible because Jesus said so explicitly in the Bible” (option B) or “some Church decided that the Bible we have is the Bible because Jesus gave them the authority to do so” (option C). Regarding option B, last time I checked, the table of contents in a Bible doesn’t read:

…from J.C.

Laughs aside, this put me in a real dilemma. If I acknowledged that Christ used the Church–authoritatively–to give us the canon of Scripture, it gave rise to other questions like “what else did Christ give them authority to do”? On what ground should I trust that Church? Which Church? If I’m to assume Christ gave them authority to do “x”, I better have some evidence that He gave them authority to begin with. What did I do? I kept trying to teach “self-attestation”, that those who put their faith in Christ “just know” that the Bible is the Bible. I tried a few other things I’m sure, but at the end of the school day I knew I was laying the ground work for their personal crisis of faith. I remember a few of my students asking, “Couldn’t any religion say that?”

…and they were right. Scary. Next subject.

In other words, there is nothing required of a religion if their book is merely the by product of self-attestation. The Bible is the Bible because the Bible tells me so, could be re-worded with the same credibility, “The Koran is the Bible because the Koran tells me so.” Both are grounded in the sentiment, the “bosom burning” of the believer. Mormons and JW’s, for example, use this line quite a bit.

What I wish I could have told those young people was:

1. God exists
2. He came in the flesh
3. He died for our sins
4. He founded a Church and gave His authority to Her until His return
5. She acts on his authority to define dogma
6. One such dogma is the canon of Scripture

That is credible, true and worthy of belief. It does not violate reason and is consonant with both Scripture, Tradition and history. That lesson, instead, would have laid a wall around their faith that would have fortified it through their coming college years.
Told you it was long.

-6-
So he responded:

"Would it be a circular argument if I opened a dictionary and the dictionary identifies itself as the dictionary? Of course not. The same would apply to the Bible would it not?"

So I responded (but it was never published):
Adding the name of a university to
the top does not make it a diploma
If you opened a book that wasn’t a dictionary, and it said it was a dictionary, would it still be a dictionary because it said it was a dictionary? Of course not. Any book claiming to be anything (dictionaries included) will identify itself as that which it claims to be. However, simply because a book claims to be a dictionary doesn’t make it a dictionary. You would need to know that someone or some group of people had the authority to give you the definitions in the book. Only on those grounds would you have warrant to trust that what you are holding is a dictionary. Otherwise, I could slap the word dictionary on a notebook, and inside you might find something like this:
cat: (noun) a thing you throw into the ocean
= not a dictionary
He went on to ask:

"Would you agree that if a person teaches something that contradicts what Christ taught [it] is false?"

So I wrote (again un-published):
Of course. I’m not sure why you would ask that question. What we are discussing here is how you or I decide what constitutes the “teaching of Christ”. You admit that Protestants have various views on what constitutes “the teaching of Christ”. Therefore, it is going to be hard to figure out in the Protestant world what constitutes a contradiction of the “teachings of Christ” if various Protestant sects believe contradicting things about the “teachings of Christ”. As I mentioned, neither the Old or New Testament is written like a catechism. If Christ gave his authority to teach to His apostles, gave them the Holy Spirit to lead them into all truth both to remind them of what he said and to teach them of what is to come (John 16:13), and they–following our Lord’s model–passed off this authority by the laying on of hands, then we should ask like Peter, “Where can I go, you have the words of eternal life?” Jesus ascended and handed off his ministry to his Apostles. Those who depart and do not listen to the Apostles reject Christ. Those who reject the one’s who the Apostles send, reject the Apostles and reject Christ.
(FYI: Devin and I discussed the canon (minute 23) here.)

-7-
How do I feel about the Catholic Church?

For the zeal of thy house hath eaten me up: and the reproaches of them that reproached thee are fallen upon me.- Psalm 69:9


Thanks Jen for hosting!

January 25, 2012

JPII & Tim Tebow à la Catholic Dads On Tap


Devin and I were at it again! This time, we are talking about sports, parenting, JPII and Tim Tebow. Check it out!



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January 21, 2012

Everyone Believes in Development of Doctrine

What is the alternative? A stillborn idea?

No one can object to the development of doctrine. Our mind will not allow us to do it. What someone rejects is a mutation, fissure or outright divorce of a new concept from its predecessor. That is not development. As a Catholic, I reject that type of change as well.

On second thought, it is possible to reject development of doctrine. Though, the two alternatives to development of doctrine are fundamentalism and liberalism. Let me explain.

"It's okay little guy. You
are safe from development
of doctrine here."
Fundamentalism posits an idea in such a way that makes it incompatible with itself. It makes ideas unbelievable because one must reject so many obvious other true ideas in order to hold to one true idea. It is a compelling local-view, and I use "local" because fundamentalism is not a worldview. It can never have the world in mind, because the moment it does it begins to "flee" out of necessity for survival. It is epitomized by the behavior of the sects.

Similarly, liberalism also makes it to where an idea is incompatible with itself. It is precisely because it considers all ideas as equally valuable that it casts some idea in such a way as to make it untenable. It, too, is a compelling local-view, and I use "local" because liberalism is not a worldview. It can never have the world in mind because the moment it does it retreats into itself because, by their nature, ideas are competing and contradictory. Liberalism is epitomized by our world of mass isolation. Thus, fundamentalism diminishes the value of truth due to a dogmatic adherence to one truth at the expense of all other truths. Liberalism diminishes the value of truth due to a leveling of all truth statements in such a way as to empty all truth statements of their import.

Development of doctrine, on the other hand, operates under the principle that "all truth is God's truth". That a sunset in all its radiance and the birth of a child in a poorly lit alley are compatible with beauty. That just because prima facie (on the face), I do not understand how two truths fit together--they do. In this way, development of doctrine is conservative. By taking in the one good, it preserves the other.

Many contend that Blessed John Henry Newman's idea of development was far too influenced by the intellectual soup du jour. Particularly, this non-argument connects Darwinian theory to Newman in such a way as to prey upon the fundamentalist tendencies of some Christians (to throw out babies with some bath water). If Darwin thought it, the meme goes, then it must be wrong. Ergo, if Newman was influenced by the "spirit of Darwin" his theory must be wrong.

He looks too much
like Newman...
Let's get something straight. I think we can all agree with the idea that things change over time. This is rather uncontroversial. Last time I checked a mirror, the principle was at work. However, what Darwin and Newman do with this observation is quite another thing all together. Where he goes wrong, Darwin seeks to explain the genesis of life and subsequently posit a naturalist explanation for the unfolding of the entire naturally observable world. Newman, on the other hand, considers the necessary metaphysical principles that govern the development of an idea. One denies metaphysics, the other affirms it.

Here is a brief sketch of what I mean by development of an idea:
  • Call idea "A",  where A = {1- 7}; {  } = some set of cohering propositions
  • We can know {1- 4} by observation, reason (act of intellection) or by revelation
  • If we know A and we learn B, where B = {4 - 12 }
  • and the propositions in B cohere differently than A
  • then if A and B are true
  • We should expect, where A and B are coextensive, they are compatible
  • One consequence of their compatibility is a new set "C", where C is a new {  }
  • C, if it is to be a development, cannot be either (1) identical to A or B but also (2) cannot be "repugnant to the being" of A or B (to borrow a scholastic axiom)
Doctor Subtilis: defender of the
"Immaculate Conception" and
user of the phrase "repugnant"
What's important is to identify the ground for our intuition of how A and B cohere. As I noted, if we think about our types of knowledge as either observational (the sky is blue), intellectual (knowing a universal--e.g., all skies are blue), or revelation (Jesus is consubstantial with the Father), then in two cases we have a rational ground to have a prima facie intuition of incompatibility. For example, if one comes to the edge of a cliff, one has an immediate intuition that it is not a good idea to jump off of the cliff. One does not need to jump off the cliff (observation) to figure out if it is a bad idea. The intuition is grounded in observational knowledge of natural phenomena. Similarly, one can have a prima facie intuition that if Tom exists, it is not true that Tom does not exist. This is both grounded in observational knowledge (that Tom is the kind of thing that I have observed that can exist), but more importantly, it is grounded in intellectual knowledge--namely, that for Tom to exist and not exist are incompatible at the same moment in time (because of the law of non-contradiction). 

However, we do not have a ground for a prima facie intuition of theology. In fact, an intuition (from the Latin intueri) implies a relationship between the knower and the thing known. So, it is rational that we can have a prima facie intuition regarding knowledge that comes to us by observation or an act of the intellect. Theological truth (revelation) comes to us not as an act of observation or intellection, but via divine accommodation and condescension. Accommodation meaning that God uses language that is meaningful to us correlative our cognitive abilities and relative experiences, and condescension meaning that for God to even speak to us to begin with is pure grace (analogia entis).

Thus, we can have no real prima facie intuition of theology. We can come to a conclusion by a process of analysis, but we should not think about that as an intuition--because frankly we have no "insider track" to theology--like observational or intellectual knowledge. Which leads to my final two questions: (1) What motivates or grounds the development of doctrine in theology? and (2) What mistake is made when one prima facie rejects theological development?

(1) What motivates or grounds the development of doctrine in theology?

The motivation and ground of working the brief sketch outlined above (set A, B, C) is an act of the will in obedience to our first principles (intellect). These principles can be articulated as a commitment to trusting the reliability of our senses (observation), affirming universals or basic causality (intellection) or to faith (divine revelation). In the case of theology, faith animated by agape causes the individual to submit their intellect to that which is higher than it--namely, God. Therefore, the history of Christianity is truly the history of the Church articulating the truth of revelation progressively and dynamically in relationship to the necessity of her contemplation of the ideas present in revelation.

For example, we might say that the Council of Nicea was of necessity the Church's contemplation of
Sorry about all the philosophy
various ideas present in the deposit of faith (revelation), but her articulation was something both different from any one particular idea already present (to the mind of the Church) but not against the existence of any one idea already present. Thus, if A and B exist, and the Council articulates C, C now becomes a part of the deposit of faith, if and only if, that Church is guided infallibly by the Holy Spirit. If not, C cannot be a theological development, but only an intellectual development (theologoumena). The distinction is important, because if C is not a theological development, I have no reason to of necessity submit my intellect to it. If it is an intellectual development, then it is possible that I have a ground to either prima facie reject it or upon analysis reject it. Assuming C is an intellectual development, than C would be as open for debate and tenuous as any conclusion of any science. However, if C is a real theological development--vis-a-vis a work of the Holy Spirit in and through the Church--then it is worthy of the full powers of my intellect to figure out how the propositions cohere, motivated--of course--by faith. 

(2) What mistake is made when one prima facie rejects theological development?

I am sure it has become clear by now, when one rejects prima facie a theological development (i.e., has an intuition), the error made is to equate the intellectual and the theological. Certainly, theology is fitting the intellect and is in no way against reason. However, theology is not the product of just rational actions. Some "theologians" would be happy to admit to contrary, since theology to some is merely an intellectual game. However, serious followers of Christ--people of faith--do not think theology is an intellectual game.

The question still lingers as to whether a Church promulgation is either (a) a theological development, (b) an intellectual development or (c) a novelty or innovation of either. The question regarding (a) or (b) comes down to how faith informs one's understanding of the role of Church in understanding divine revelation. In fact, one might say that to a Protestant, theological development is impossible if Church councils are subject to the motives of intellectual scrutiny of non-theological (i.e., of divine origin) texts. On the one hand you would have Scripture (revelation), on the other hand intellectual opining. Thus, the efforts of the later would never bring to bare authoritatively or definitively on the former (this, in effect, will result in the absolute primacy of the will--something I will write about later).

How we consider a Church promulgation in relationship to a development is also informed by faith, but can be corroborated by the work--not intuition--of the intellect. This is simply to say that theological truth is not against or contrary to intellectual or observational truth (the later of which being the most tenuous). Therefore, it is reasonable that we would do the work of comparing those propositions and asking ourselves the question:

"Is this idea repugnant to the being of this other idea?"

Considering the motive and/or ground of this act, we find that when considering passages of Scripture in relationship to each other--most Protestants are apt to do this kind of work. They will work very hard to see how the propositions are compatible--and the result is good work evidencing the wisdom of God. Thus, the theologian notices the unfolding nature of God's wisdom in relationship to our limited vantage and the internal logic of God's communication in relationship to his unfolding plan of salvation in history. So, I ask: Why can't these same powers be exercised on Catholic dogma? I argue that it is motivation that is at issue not content. The same reason the atheist rejects the Bible, the non-Catholic rejects Catholic dogma. At least that is my prima facie intuition. Well, then again, maybe I have thought about it a little.

Because everyone really believes in development of doctrine. 

They just don't want to.

"Development of doctrine is
from the DEVIL!"

January 19, 2012

Best Video of the Week. Period. Done.




Tomorrow is the Feast of St. Sebastian! He is my eldest son's patron. We will be feasting--I will not be blogging. May we all have the courage of St. Sebastian to witness our faith no matter the cost. Especially in a world that in the name of Christ denies Him.

St. Sebastian, Ora Pro Nobis!

January 18, 2012

From the Combox...Will We Grow Apart if I Convert?

In response to my last combox question, it was expressed to me by Mrs. Anonymous that she was afraid that if she became Catholic she would grow apart from her husband.

That's a fair and honest concern.

In fact, I'm pleased that she is concerned about growing apart from her husband. Anytime a spouse learns anything new, does anything new, etc., it can be an opportunity for distance to grow in a relationship. My wife and I have a vow to never keep any secrets from each other. If someone tells us something, that person has to understand that they have told the opposite spouse. Why? Because when you keep places of your heart hidden from your spouse, those places of your heart act like a tether let out. Gradually over time, spouses can grow a part. Soon, and you never even realized it happened, you have A LOT of secrets you do not tell your spouse about. Maybe you have an entire life that you are living, and he or she is not a part of it. Not good.

RED FLAG

As I've said before, a conversion to Catholicism won't heal a marriage where communication is not wide-open. Does her husband know about her reading my blog? If not, she should tell him. Now. This cannot be a secret indulgence, it will only possibly cause pain later. In marriage, asking for forgiveness afterwards is never the right strategy.

Nonetheless, an important part of marriage is communication and acceptance. In this case, her husband is a Christian. Unless he has communicated directly that he thinks the Catholic Church is the whore of babylon, is unwilling to find out if that is true or not, and is committed to keeping his anti-pope flag hung up in his room, then I think she can still proceed with prayerful caution. (I don't guess she is asking that the papal flag be hung over their canopy bed.)

YELLOW FLAG

Thus, caution and prayer is key. If God is taking her on this spiritual journey, He wants to include her husband in some way. I am not saying this as some kind of prophet but rather by just exercising the intuitive spiritual muscle of common sense. She is one-flesh with her husband. As such, God moves in and through each spouse individually for the benefit of the other. As spouses, speaking in the first person, we are truly each other's crosses of salvation. This happens in my own marriage all the time. ALL THE TIME. God helps my wife grow in areas that directly challenge me spiritually; areas that many times I am too proud to confront on my own. No biggie. That's why God gave her to me! I'm just glad there is a channel through which God can speak to me when I've tried to turn them all off.

WHITE FLAG

"Sorry babe, the the new Madden
game is out", ain't cutting it.
She shouldn't give up. She needs to continue to pray and work on opening the lines of communication. Marriage is no fun when we have to hide behind the walls of repercussions; especially when they are repercussions for good things we are doing. Sure, if I spend all our money and we cannot buy food, I should expect to hear it from my wife. However, if I simply want to have a respectful conversation about how we are going to raise our kids, the discipline of going to church, and my own spiritual life, I should not fear reprisal. That's just straight-up not cool. Conversely, following Christ requires carrying a cross. The question then becomes, how much are we all willing to suffer for:

and

Peace to you on your journey.

January 16, 2012

Catholic Dads On Tap: First Podcast!

Devin Rose and I decided to start a podcast called "Catholic Dads On Tap". In our first episode, we talk about "Religion Vs. Relationship" and baptismal regeneration. Tell me what you think!



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January 12, 2012

Religion VS. Relationship

And other false dichotomies:

Fun vs. Friendship

Ice-cream vs. Popsicles

Marriage vs. Sex

Mashed Potatoes vs. Gravy
Look what happens when you mix
potatoes with gravy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine we accepted one of these false dichotomies. That some dude made a way-awesome YouTube video espousing the putrid taste of gravy compared to the sweet delight of buttery potatoes mashed to perfection. Who can trust gravy? Is it beef? Pork? Lamb? Who makes gravy with lamb? Potatoes are the people's food; gravy a ghoulish gift of the intelligencia to further push the proletariat down, down and further down into a repressive stove top murk. Gravy, darn you. Who puts flower in a frying pan? Flour is for bread!

[everyone shares this on their Facebook and people are commenting about how potatoes without gravy were always a lot better. How gravy, not potatoes, makes you fat and clogs your arteries which leads to bad marriages and fatherless children. It takes flour away from bread. Who does that? Darn you gravy!]

Because we all know that
relationships don't have rules
I will admit, there was a time in my life that I held to the title of this post's ominous implication. Religion was--according to the meme (bonus points for using the word "meme")--a man-made thing. Relationship is what Jesus was about. Religion was about rituals. Jesus was about relationship. Religion was about rituals. Jesus was about relationship. (rewind, play, rewind, play, rewind play....everyone claps, tears up, and hits "like")

The problem is that good relationships are religious. My wife in her off-the-cuff sagacious mode--all the while as I quipped and quacked out this post to her--mentioned that people want to be religious about everything but their faith. Ba-boom. My wife needs to start a blog so she can say in 10 words what I say in 1,000. Let me ignore that epiphany and keep writing.

Think about a marriage without its religious aspects:

"Honey, the trash can is full"

"Baby, don't you know I love you and want a relationship with you."

"Honey, the trash can is full"

"But, baby, don't you understand that I'm here for you."

So I'm imagining a trash bag on the guy's lap. I guess that guy's lack of religious devotion led to a failed relationship. Darn how that works that way. You know what is crazy? We have a religious relationship with our toothbrush. That's cool, right? But do I really need to ditch religion for a relationship with my toothbrush.

[cue music]

"Tooth brush, I love you. I will use you when I feel like it. Yesterday, I forgot. It doesn't matter, because we have a relationship. Ooh-ooh. La-la. You know I love you, forever. So tomorrow I may take you with me to the the store. I will brush my teeth in the parking lot, and show everyone how much I care about you. Ooh-ooh. La-la."

Life would be so much better if everything was about relationship and not religion. [searing sarcasm]

The problem with the "religion vs. relationship" thingy is it is a false dichotomy. God made us to be religious. Jesus lit the menorah (John 10). Have you ever read the Old Testament? God kinda started a religion there too. Just sayin. Most of the time, this false dichotomy is put forward as a straw-man. Trust me. Don't want to do theology while still doing theology. Insert "religion vs. relationship". Want to start your own church, attract large crowds and move out of your lower-middle class neighborhood? Insert "religion vs. relationship".

Love em! A Catholic's
Theological Forebear
When I went to my second Mass, and watched a lady kissing a prayer card of Blessed Theresa of Calcultta, I thought to myself:

"Self, you are playing religion in your non-religious not-so-awesome way. These "religious people" understand something about love at a deeper level than you've ever known. They really love the Body of Christ."

Isn't that the point (of my friend's smackdown)? Watching some revved up young guy with a newly minted marriage tell a married person of 20 years what "real love" is all about is just plain off-putting. That's what this false dichotomy is.

Immature and just plain off-putting. Bleh.

Look what the Catholic religion got us!
not to mention...

These and..
 These

January 11, 2012

From the Combox...Testing God & Certainty

Mrs. Anonymous is back and with another question (you can find her first two here and here). First, let me say that her questions are always welcome and in her case I take no offense at her hiding under the pseudonym "anonymous". She does not take pot-shots at me under that pseudonym, so I find her even asking a question to be courageous to begin with. She recently asked in the blogger combox [My comments in blue and a full response after]:
"I really enjoy reading your blog and I'm very sorry for being a "Mrs. Anonymous," but I have good reason to be...and it's not for lack of courage, I can assure you. Now, if I were disrespecting you under cover of anonymity, then I could understand your distaste [Normal people understand this]. However, that is not the case with me. I greatly appreciated your post in response to my further questions (sorry I didn't reply to it earlier, but life was busy) [I UNDERSTAND--just glad you are still reading!]. I would like to tell you that I am not sure what to think right now about Catholicism. I find myself being intrigued by, even hoping that, the idea (sorry, but at this point, for me, it's still just an idea) that the Catholic church might actually be all that it claims. However, I don't know how to be sure [question 1]. I've even prayed, "Lord, if this is the Truth, then please draw my husband toward it, too, without my prompting. Then, I'll know for sure." But, then, that would be testing God or asking Him for a sign, would it not [question 2]? I don't want to be like the guy on his roof during a flood who keeps praying for God to save him...you know the story, right? I mean, what if your blog (which sparked my interest) is like the helicopter that God has sent, but then I wave it away saying, "No thanks, when God gives me a sign, it will be more clear..." Perhaps you might say God is drawing me, but if He is, then wouldn't He draw my husband, too? We don't have children yet and I really don't want to raise kids if Mommy is Catholic, but Daddy is Protestant [question 3]."
Wow! What wisdom. I think I may change this blog's name to "Christ's Helicopter for His Church!" (ooh, that would make a nice header) As an aside, one thing I love about pentecostals is that they are spiritually perceptive. You show a lot of wisdom in understanding that God is using the experiences you are even having now to draw you closer to Him. He certainly is. To your questions, for the sake of communicating clearly, I want to break them up into three different ones and then answer them directly:

1. If God is drawing me, wouldn't he be drawing my husband too?

Maybe, but not necessarily. We are all in different places in our lives. God knows the end and the beginning at the same time (Alpha and Omega). When he draws one spouse, he may be drawing them as a means of drawing the other spouse. I obviously do not know in your specific situation. However, I would encourage you to continue to pray and allow this journey to change you for the better. Even though you will know more as it goes on, don't become the "know-it-all". Listen more, and be more attentive to what your husband has to say regarding matters of faith. Don't just look for what he says that you may be learning is not true, but try to find the things that he is affirming or are implicit in his statements that in fact you see are affirmed by the Catholic faith.

That is one of the things I try to do on this blog. Show people that we believe a lot of Catholic "stuff" or that our rejection of certain Catholic notions is a hypocrisy in lieu of other Christian sensibilities we have.

The relevant portion of the Catechism of the Catholic Church says (assuming a "Jesus-only" invalid baptism):
"In marriages with disparity of cult the Catholic spouse has a particular task: "For the unbelieving husband is consecrated through his wife, and the unbelieving wife is consecrated through her husband." It is a great joy for the Christian spouse and for the Church if this "consecration" should lead to the free conversion of the other spouse to the Christian faith.141 Sincere married love, the humble and patient practice of the family virtues, and perseverance in prayer can prepare the non-believing spouse to accept the grace of conversion." CCC 1637
2. Can I test God?

Easy answer, no (Luke 4:12). I want to qualify this, though. Can you ask God to "help my un-belief"? Of course. How he does that is up to Him. Let's be honest with each other. This whole Catholic thing has got you scared. I know, I was in your shoes. You may be starting to realize that either:

A. The Catholic Church is the Church Jesus Christ, himself, founded

OR

B. She is the great whore from the book of Revelation dragging men and women to hell

If A or B, OH MY!!! Both send spiritual chills down your spine but for opposite reasons. Good, we are on the same page. Asking God to "give you a sign" may not be wrong if what you are asking is "God, help me to see the truth here". God knows your heart, I don't. Be honest with Him--which from your comment appears you already are.

3. How can I know for sure?

This could be an entire post or a series of posts. Instead, I will redact it down so as to make this as easy as possible:

When we say "for sure" we mean certainty. In thinking about certainty, there are two possible answers:

A. A psychological state whereby one cannot be convinced otherwise because there is not a smidgen of doubt

OR

B. We have a reasonable confidence correlative to the type of knowledge we are talking about.

"A" does not exist. We can doubt ANYTHING. Is it rational to doubt anything? Absolutely not, but that is besides the point. We can. Therefore, let's dismiss A and discuss B.

There are different types of knowledge and therefore different types of certainty (you can read more about it here). I won't be exhaustive here, but let's think about three different types of truth claims:

1. If I drop this ball, it will fall to the ground

2. 1 is not, not 1

3. The Catholic Church is the Church Jesus founded

#1 is a statement of "physics". We can verify this through our sense experience alone (empirical) using reason. Is our understanding of the physical world ever foiled? Sure. Nonetheless, we can have physical certainty about some facts without always living in some type of tension or state of doubt. In other words, if you jump off of a roof, you are certain that you will hit the ground.

#2 is a statement of metaphysics. It flows from both the law of identity (A=A), but ultimately is an expression of the law of non-contradiction (A≠ not A). This simply means (as Blessed Scotus would say), "to be burned and not to be burned are not the same thing". We do not know this by physics but by metaphysics. Hence, if your friend tells you that she has a bank account, you do not then tell your other friend that she does not have a bank account. You don't say this simply because you do not want to lie, but rather that it is a law of thought that governs how we think.

#3 is a moral statement. What I mean is that you or I have to make a judgement, whereas in #1 we follow the cues, and #2 we deny at our own peril. Let's think about number #3 in a different way. How do you know "for sure" that you were born in the city your birth certificate claims? Certainly not in the way you know #1 or #2. So, you have to make a judgement. The Catholic Church has always taught that one can know certain universal characteristics of God through human reason alone (Romans 1:20). Like one would go about identifying the "Founding Fathers", the Catholic Church can be identified as the "Church Jesus founded". Search history and examine for yourself.

What next? If the Catholic Church is the Church Jesus founded, and Jesus is God-Incarnate, then...

Peace to you on your journey

January 9, 2012

Breaking, Blogging and Praying

On my last 7 Theological Quick Takes Friday, I announced I might need to take some time off. C'est vrai! Between work and many other writing projects, I am slammed. I have also dedicated some of my blogging time in the morning to prayer. If you did not know, I do most of my writing between 5:30 am and 7:00 am.

Don't worry. I'm a morning person. Yawn...

This is not me.
 You should read
this guy's blog though
One area of my life that I have desired growth is in the area of prayer. It is a kind of reversion to prayer, as I have discovered that spiritual habits before marriage do not always translate to one's life in marriage. Developing a disciplined spiritual life before marriage is very important, but it will not necessarily translate in marriage. Why? Because you are two completely different people trying to do life together. I found it awkward to pray with my wife when we got married.
"Dear God...(is she looking at me?), I pray that (should I say that, I wonder what she will think) tomorrow will (ooh, I really want to pray about that, but I know we just talked about it last night and we don't see eye-to-eye)...[blah, blah, blah]...Amen."
Add kids, and you've got a cacophony of interests that don't always cohere. Priority lists get re-done. Which is the beauty of family life. I call it my little monastery. The bells ring for morning prayer (a bottom to wipe), mid-morning disagreement resolution, jelly-side genuflections, the occasional nap-time disturbance, mid-afternoon reflections in chalk, a family meal, a dip in the holy bubble bath, and off to the family altar to squirm our way to heaven.

Amen. Good night.

Check out these three of my posts that I think you may enjoy:

Communion of the Saints and a Few Other Things Protestants Could Ruin

The Church is God's Sacrament to the World

Eco-Maniacal (just for fun)

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January 8, 2012

Which Church Father Are You?

So, I went to this website, answered a few questions, and low and behold:



You’re St. Justin Martyr!

"You have a positive and hopeful attitude toward the world. You think that nature, history, and even the pagan philosophers were often guided by God in preparation for the Advent of the Christ. You find “seeds of the Word” in unexpected places. You’re patient and willing to explain the faith to unbelievers."

As you may already know, St. Justin Martyr is my patron saint. I truly believe his prayers led me into the Church. He is a clarion witness to both the liturgy and the tradition.

St. Justin Martyr, pray for us


January 6, 2012

7 Theological Quick Takes Friday (vol. 6)

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Quick Meditation: Mary, Mother of God

Mariology is the buttress of proper Christology. In the history of dogma, it comes after Christology. In history, as goes Christology so goes Mariology. However, the reverse operation occurs in the mind. So goes Mariology, ergo Christology. Which makes sense, since an idea develops in one direction and atrophies in the opposite direction. Thus, any theology that rejects Catholic teaching on the Blessed Virgin is bound to lead one to a heretical view of Christ. It cannot help but de-corpus the cross. No Mary, No Jesus. No Mary, and you end up with a cross that does not look like this:

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"Be patient in suffering, be constant in prayer"

I'm still going to this one. I think it just summarizes all too well the Christian life: patiently suffering or suffering to be patient; constantly forgetting to pray or praying constantly. Lord have mercy!

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Just say no.

I'm learning you have to have balance. You truly do not have time for everyone. You are called to someone. Sometimes we are really good at getting our eye off of what God has definitively given us. That is what we are called to be stewards of. = I may have to take some time away from blogging so I can:
  • Work on the new book Undoing Babel
  • Finish up a guest article about the canon of Scripture for Called to Communion 
  • Spend more time with my kids and wife
  • Put in a lot of hours at work
  • Pray more
  • Spend time with my priest and other spiritually encouraging friends
  • Spend more time in nature
  • Get my knee fixed
  • Possibly start some more school
Ave Maria!

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What is the difference between Sacred and Secular music?



Hat tip: David Meyers

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Speaking of good liturgy. Enjoy:




My priest knows this liturgy. Praying that he decides to ask the bishop to be bi-rite. : )
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This theological quick takes is interrupted to recognize four special blogs. These blogs have referred people to Almost Not Catholic more than any other blogs in the world! For that, they shall hear the words, "Well done, though good and faithful blogger, you may live in the same celestial neighborhood as Brent". I'm sure that will happen.

#1 The Pulpit
Where can you find the best in Catholic blogging? There is only one place: www.thepulp.it. Don't waste your time with google, start with www.thepulp.it. Add it to your RSS feed or reader NOW!

#2 Patrick Vandapool, The Catholic UNapologist
This guy does ecumenism my kind of way. He is the Dennis Miller of apologetics. To be honest, he does what I think. I think what he does. Why am I thinking about a gun range?

PAAATTRRIIICCCKKK!!!!

We both agree: Protestantism is a theory. I feel like he is my long lost brother.

Look at those white legs.
Maybe not.
#3 Shameless Popery
If the name of the blog is not enough, the fact that Joe Heshmeyer is a ninja should settle it. Actually, he is an attorney--at least he daylights as one. In evenings, between bites of a sandwich, on the subway, or any other time he can co-op, he is an apologist for Mother Church. I read EVERYTHING he writes. He is Mr. Charity in the comboxes but pulls no punches and never tries to be Oprah. Joe inspires me to step up my apologetics game. Thank you brother!

#4- Little Catholic Bubble
If Joe were a mother of 8, he would be Leila from Little Catholic Bubble. She is literally bubbling with enthusiasm for the faith and is willing to let it all fly in the comboxes. She even has non-Catholic regulars who spice things up. I think she has more comments on two of her posts than I will ever have for the entire history of Almost Not Catholic. That's cool. She gets the conversation going, and she does it with grace, style, wit and a heaping helping of orthodoxy to boot. 

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How do I feel about the Catholic Church?

For the zeal of thy house hath eaten me up: and the reproaches of them that reproached thee are fallen upon me.- Psalm 69:9


Thanks Jen for hosting!

January 3, 2012

Time for Catholic Praise and Worship?

You can read my response to that question at Devin Rose's blog, where he just published my guest post. Here's an excerpt:
I noticed something, and it was disturbing. Very disturbing. You or I may get something out of a “praise and worship” service but what about those who do not? What I mean is that in these experientially oriented services, there are the “silent sufferers” who are afraid they are either spiritually inept or out-right atheists. Why? Because they feel nothing.

Too bad. We like our music.

The Eucharist and the Liturgy is the solution. Why? For starters, it is what Our Lord gave us! At one point in my journey, I was overcome with joy by this truth. Watching a grandmother with a third grade education, a distinguished professor, and field welder, all receive the SAME gift of Our Lord in the Holy Eucharist was overwhelming. This truly is a Church of grace!
Go read the rest on Devin's awesome blog St. Joseph's Vanguard! 

January 2, 2012

Discussing Co-Mediatrix on The Son Rise Morning Show (Audio!)

This morning, I was interviewed on the Son Rise Morning Show where I discussed Mary as "Co-Mediatrix". If you so desire, YOU CAN LISTEN TO SHORT THE INTERVIEW AT THIS LINK

(thanks David for recording, and Devin for hosting!).


I'm on the Son Rise Morning Show Today!


Co-Mediatrix!!!


(let the screaming, wailing, and gnashing of teeth begin...)

I will by on the Son Rise Morning Show in about an hour or so (8:10am) to talk about my post "Co-Mediatrix!!! What Gives?". Sorry for the late notice. I will try to figure out how to get the audio file up where you can hear it. Anyways, if you get this sooner rather than later, say a prayer for me.

(BTW: Do you like the new blog header?)

January 1, 2012

7 Quick Takes Friday: Upcoming Book!

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Today, I am excited to announce a new book project that should be ready for release this summer. WE are very excited about this project. Because we are going the self-pub route, we can sell the book for less money and therefore make it more available. Catholic solidarity, what's up? We are.

Did you say "we" (and 9)? Oh yes, I did. 

Who are the writers, pray tell? 

(if you need help chillin, check out this video...close your eyes to chill, open your eyes if you want to make yourself keep reading...)


Patience is a virtue. I will get there, but first.... 

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What is the book about? The current working title is Undoing Babel, and the book is a multi-story conversion book aimed at 20-30 somethings. It is NOT an apologetics book. It is 90% narrative. BadCatholic up front, party in the back. That's right. Marc "Bad-arsenic" Barnes will be writing the forward. Any book intended to do what this book is intended to do deserves some bad you-know-what-ness.

We got it. 

Undoing Babel: more party
in the back than this guy
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Speaking of intentions. The mission of Undoing Babel can be described in one sentence:
"To propel a small chocolate morsel into every caffè latte found in any church, anywhere, that allows such nonsense, whereby caused spillage on designer jeans produces the necessary angst so as to find the cause of said spillage."
While the designer jeans are drying off on an eco-friendly clothes-line, we pray that revealed through our inked lives many would consider the most unlikely savior of the ecclesial chaos we were all born into, and that somehow they would open their hearts, as we did, to the Catholic Church.

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Before I tell you about the authors (COME ON ALREADY, BRENT!), I wanted to tell you about the illustrator(s). Oh yes, this will be a picture book. That means you can read it to the kiddos. Well, sort of.

If they can do this, they can do anything...
I may be starting an Uniconiclastic controversy. I dunno. Then again, I've got the Czar to back me up. You heard it here first: Mr. and Mrs. Awesomeness (also known as the Vandapools) will be creating some artwork for the book. Can you believe this book could not find a publisher? I know, I did not look very hard, but then again everything is a part of God's plan. I front some dough, and God gets some mough (more). Speaking of dough...

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ALL PROCEEDS (PROFITS) FROM THIS BOOK WILL BE DONATED TO "The Philippine Aid Society". 

Bam! Take it up a notch.

I figured if the concept for this book was to "Undo Babel", then we might as well support Catholic efforts to evangelize and do works of mercy in a country where self-made popes are promoting more chaos. This book is not an ecumenifuzzy book. Sorry, there are plenty of those out there for you to choose from. This book is about stories, conversion and Catholicism--straight up on the rocks. 

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Let us now talk about the BOYS who will be contributing to this project.

First, there is me. You already know about me. Nuff said. For the rest of the gents:

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Tim Troutman
Tim Troutman believed in the Bible. He just couldn’t figure out how we got the one we call “the canon”. Like so many 20-somethings, Tim traveled the road of the spiritual nomad: questions, doubt, fear, and finally hope. Through this journey, he connected with 10 or so other former Reformed Christians who now tell their story and talk about the Catholic faith at the extremely popular blog site www.calledtocommunion.com.

Ultimately, that is Tim’s heart: Communion. His passion is to bring the Church together, to undo the Babel that divides us, or in the words of Christ, “that we would be One, as the Father and the Son are One.” As I mentioned, he is one of the co-founders of the website: Called to Communion, and is the founder and Chief Mercy Officer of The Philippine Aid Society.

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David Williams
On the outside, everything looked great for David Williams. He was the perfect young man; the one any mom or dad would dream for their daughter to marry. At least that is what you were lead to believe.

In the light, David was one man, but in the dark he was another. David sought help from every Christian resource imaginable, yet for many years deliverance was a chimera he merely chased in the night. His guides, although good intentioned, became like those that Jesus described as “the blind leading the blind”. What would heal his moral mayhem? David’s story will touch the heart of anyone who has struggled with sin and did not know where to turn. David turned to the Catholic Church and in a life consecrated to the Sacraments. What did he receive in return? Freedom.
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Steve Lawson
Research shows that a vast majority of Christians of all stripes leave their faith in college. Steve Lawson was one of them. Raised in a loving Catholic family, he came to a crisis of faith in college and traveled the path of agnosticism for a while. Yet he knew there had to be something more.

At a point of despair that bordered on nihilism, Steve decided it was time to investigate the faith of his childhood. He now works for EWTN radio and runs a conversion website www.whyimcatholic.com that highlights the stories of converts to Catholicism from every imaginable religious background. His story will give hope to those with fallen away Catholic friends or family, or to a modern person who has given up on the meaning of life.
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Vince Gilbert
Vince Gilbert was your average American kid. Raised in a nominal Christian home, they did their religious duty but not much more. At about 12 years old, Vince realized that following Christ meant giving up many of the temptations that were beginning to allure him--exit Christian story.

In his chapter, Vince allows the reader to follow him into the treachery of sin and for him the necessary agnosticism it entailed. Reaching the point of medicated depression, Vince escapes his labyrinth of confusion in the most unexpected encounter with a St. Joseph statue and the Eucharist. You can figure out the end of the story from the picture to the left.
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Devin Rose
This last guy needs no introduction. He never sleeps. He never slumbers. He is Mr. Apologeticus. A self-described "young-gun", Devin Rose--a.k.a. If Protestantism Is True--is a former atheist who turned his life over to Christ after spiraling into the depths of depression. Upon emerging from his dark night, Devin soon realized that there was truly one Savior, but that a thousand voices were competing to be His spokesman. Who can speak for Christ?

A question like that eventually led to his conversion to Catholicism. Now, an accomplished author, father, engineer, and blogger, Devin will share his story in Undoing Babel in the hopes of reaching his generation with the good news that Jesus truly did found a Church you can find.

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The LADIES. Feminine sagacity is superb. Thus, it is my honor to have 3 wonderful ladies writing in this book.

Kassie Rutherford
Kassie Rutherford was raised in a normal, loving home. She was also raised to believe many stereotypes about the Catholic Church. Mostly. When she went to college, she needed a job. Little did she know but the baby-sitting job she accepted would undo her theological assumptions and send her on a journey that would once again prove "all roads lead to Rome". Kassie blogged her way to the Church at www.secretvaticanspy.com as a tongue-in-cheek way of recognizing the conspiracy theories surrounding her conversion. Supported by the blogosphere and the local Catholic community, Kassie’s story is one of courage, wit, whimsy, and wonder. Her writing is a mix of all four.
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Melissa Siik
A steady attitude of apathy, which was intermittently punctuated by moments of intense anger, could best describe the religious environment in which Melissa Siik grew up. Though her parents professed a loose belief in God, they had nothing but disdain and ridicule for those “weak-minded, uneducated bigots” who called themselves “Christians.” This attitude would follow Melissa throughout her teenage years, during which she indulged in a number of temptations and developed both a drug addiction and an eating disorder.

During her years of recovery, and as she worked her way through successive academic honors on the path to a Ph.D. in English, Melissa’s formerly tacit belief in the inherent stupidity of religion generally, and Christians specifically, began to fuel many of her academic passions. However, she had no idea that her academic and personal pursuit to reveal the idiocy of Christianity would eventually lead her to the most shocking act she had ever committed: her conversion to Christianity—and not just any form of Christianity, but Catholicism, which she had formerly regarded as the greatest enemy of intellectualism, personal freedom, and feminism.
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Calah Alexander
Calah Alexander has never been your average girl. Refusing to fit into a mold, Calah lived the status quo  lifestyle of someone growing up in the 80's and 90's. Status quo? Isn't that what the 80's and 90's were all about? Everyone rebelling, so in the end no one was rebelling.

Thus, Calah's story touches upon some of the more profound themes of human suffering and searching so indicative of her generation. Of course, her delivery is 1,000 pounds of classical self-deprication which has been the raison for the following at her blog Barefoot and Pregnant. Armed with anti-Catholic biases and years of spiritual wounds, Calah enrolled at the University of Dallas in Irving, TX. While there, she discovered a Church that had been buried underneath an avalanche of myth and lies. Now, she is Catholic.

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This book will not be a success without YOUR HELP. In the combox, let me know what you would be willing to do to make sure this book is a success. Your prayers are very much coveted.


Thanks Jen for hosting!